I need a super hero because a Lowell letter dropped threw the door this morning.
I keep peering threw the curtains and looking at the letter but its to scary.
The letter says we can now prove you owe the debt and to pay up in seven days or we go to court.
They want to court me? what about a packet of crisps and a few pints first?
Anyway this letter says they have proof and we go to court in seven days if i don't pay up?
I'm so scared of this letter i might ask an mp if he has some spare money from his fiddled expenses he can give me or if he can fiddle me some?
Now the proof of this debt they say has me by the meatballs?
So the proof they have is twenty pages of statements but no signed credit agreement?
I doubt we will be going to court but if they want to i will be happy to go.
So no signed agreement after waiting six weeks just statements?
But the letter was scary though, Oh oracle tell me what should i do? and also what you think?
I keep peering threw the curtains and looking at the letter but its to scary.
The letter says we can now prove you owe the debt and to pay up in seven days or we go to court.
They want to court me? what about a packet of crisps and a few pints first?
Anyway this letter says they have proof and we go to court in seven days if i don't pay up?
I'm so scared of this letter i might ask an mp if he has some spare money from his fiddled expenses he can give me or if he can fiddle me some?
Now the proof of this debt they say has me by the meatballs?
So the proof they have is twenty pages of statements but no signed credit agreement?
I doubt we will be going to court but if they want to i will be happy to go.
So no signed agreement after waiting six weeks just statements?
But the letter was scary though, Oh oracle tell me what should i do? and also what you think?
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