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  • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

    We're good Thanks - yourself and the good lady?

    I'm getting organised for...CHIRSTMAS!!
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    • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

      Originally posted by Angelic View Post
      I'm getting organised for...CHIRSTMAS!!
      U haven't got ur tree up already?!

      Do u want me 2 send my wish list?!
      Last edited by swanfan; 8 August 2011, 22:59. Reason: swap words round

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      • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

        Originally posted by Angelic View Post
        We're good Thanks - yourself and the good lady?

        I'm getting organised for...CHIRSTMAS!!
        AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH
        Don't mention the C word I can feel the pain in my wallet already

        The Good Lady (she's as Angelic as your own good self )
        can't wait for Friday to have if off. (her Pot that is) At the moment it's driving her mad, you could say she's better in health than in humor.

        I take it your safe from the rioting in your part of the world.
        If these Southerners had ever been to a game of Shinty they would know what a real riot was.

        Regards, Handy
        Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
        Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.

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        • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

          Originally posted by swanfan View Post
          U haven't got ur tree up already?!

          Do u want me 2 send my wish list?!
          Swany I think we can guess what's on your wish list.
          Did I ever tell you the tale about my mate The Reverend Boon and the Redlight outside the pup on Ipswich Docks?

          Last edited by swanfan; 8 August 2011, 22:59. Reason: swap words round
          Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
          Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.

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          • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

            Originally posted by swanfan View Post
            U haven't got ur tree up already?!

            Do u want 2 me send my wish list?!
            I bet I could guess what would be on it...

            Originally posted by Handyman View Post
            AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH
            Don't mention the C word I can feel the pain in my wallet already

            The Good Lady (she's as Angelic as your own good self )
            can't wait for Friday to have if off. (her Pot that is) At the moment it's driving her mad, you could say she's better in health than in humor.

            I take it your safe from the rioting in your part of the world.
            If these Southerners had ever been to a game of Shinty they would know what a real riot was.

            Regards, Handy
            The good lay will be back to her old self soon enough...being able to get to the frying pan to fling it at you might not be such a good thing for you though

            I'm not so sure I'm safe from the rioting...I nearly freaked out in Tesco car park earlier, it gets so bloody busy during tourist season - they think they can just park in the middle of the road or walk out in front of you

            And at the shinty comment!
            Made by God...Improved by the Devil
            Save £2 a day - £1610.00 so far

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            • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
              Swany I think we can guess what's on your wish list.
              What?
              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
              Did I ever tell you the tale about my mate The Reverend Boon and the Redlight outside the pup on Ipswich Docks?

              Nope, don't think so.

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              • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

                Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                Did I ever tell you the tale about my mate The Reverend Boon and the Redlight outside the pup on Ipswich Docks?
                We'd love to hear it
                Made by God...Improved by the Devil
                Save £2 a day - £1610.00 so far

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                • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

                  Long story, but basically I used to spend a fair bit of time down in Swany's part of the country on the pish with Maggot and the Reverend Boon. His second wife was a bit of a swinger before he met her (That's another story). One night we went into this Pub near the Docks.

                  We were all on our own apart from Booney who was with his wife. Maggot had passed a remark about how trade must have gone down on the Docks since he got married. On the way in we walked past several Ladies of the night. Nothing was said until Booney walked passed them with his Mrs when one of them asked Do you want some Trade Big Boy

                  That night we all ended up keeping the Reverend company in his Garden Shed as we were locked out of his house.

                  Another wee glimpse of Handy's shady past.
                  Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
                  Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.

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                  • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

                    Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                    Another wee glimpse of Handy's shady past.
                    Shady? You? I don't believe it for a second
                    Made by God...Improved by the Devil
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                    • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

                      Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                      Another wee glimpse of Handy's shady past.
                      Will you soon tell us of your involvement with an eccentric who took to crashing through or hacksawing gates at Ipswich docks?

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                      • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

                        Originally posted by Angelic View Post
                        Shady? You? I don't believe it for a second
                        He's well shady is Handy
                        It's taken years of hard work to earn the capital N in Numpty

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                        • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

                          Originally posted by Angelic View Post
                          Shady? You? I don't believe it for a second
                          Originally posted by CleverClogs View Post
                          Will you soon tell us of your involvement with an eccentric who took to crashing through or hacksawing gates at Ipswich docks?
                          Not me this time CC, Although I know about an incident with some gates at Hull docks. Someone should have informed security it was only and exercise.

                          Originally posted by Numpty Monkey View Post
                          He's well shady is Handy
                          You know me too well mate. How are you doing and How's your Mum?

                          Regards, Handy.
                          Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
                          Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.

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                          • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

                            Hello Handy et all

                            Bought you a fruit basket and to ask how Mrs H is? xxx


                            "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"

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                            • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

                              Awww Thanks If, Mrs Handy is counting down to Friday Morning. All being well her pot will be coming off. That's 6 weeks she's been plastered mind you she would tell you that Handy has been plastered for most of his adult life. longer if you count my teens and the bottles of Woodpecker at the youth club.

                              Flash my Black Lab has been in the Vets today to have a lump the size of an egg removed from his tail. Long story (arn't they all).
                              Its the result of an untreated injury while he was with DD and Sil.

                              There has been a foreign body under the skin for nearly a year.
                              (suspected metal nail head).





                              The Vet put a sticker on his bandage, the real OUCH is the £300 bill for the treatment. More cutts required this month in the Handy's household budget.

                              Still the old lads worth it, as are our dogs.

                              Regards all, Handy.
                              Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
                              Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.

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                              • Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

                                Oooh roll on friday eh!!

                                Awww poor doglee, give him a hug from me

                                Vet bills......don't get me started!!

                                oooh you have a nice pair, may I help myself to your basket!!
                                "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"

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