CLOSED -Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

[IF]

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I knew someone would say it!

Yes it had to be Charity or Clever Cloggs eh!!

[Angelic]

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Yes it had to be Charity or Clever Cloggs eh!!

Indeed

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

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Yes it had to be Charity or Clever Cloggs eh!!

If Santa were real, he would have to be Irish; with all the doors and windows of a house to use, he insists on climbing down the chimney.

[Angelic]

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If Santa were real, he would have to be Irish; with all the doors and windows of a house to use, he insists on climbing down the chimney.

Peppa Pig already asked him why he climbs down the chimney, he said he'd never thought about it

[Handyman]

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There is when they're as defiant as my wee man

Thanks for the offer, you're more than welcome to set Mrs H on my cousin if you like

Hah but Casp is not part of the "plan". intelleigent properly educated people pose a very real threat to the comfortable often sexually depraved corrupt lives of our "betters". Why was the tripartite system of education got rid of?

They made a big big mistake in educating people like you and I and are making sure the "problem" won't occur for the future.

Found out yesterday that after a specialist PRIVATE examination, our No 1 great nephew is severely dyslexic at 11 years of age. Schools have subjected him to extra work, after school studies and the like, now claiming of course that they didn't know!

B****Y HELL teachers claim to be professionals and want the pensions to go with it! Sorry Casp.

regards
Garlok

Did you know an anagram of Bayeux Tapestry is "Bust ye taxpayer!"


and to get back to thread, excuse American spelling, an anagram of Adventures of a Handyman is "A dad maneuvers hot fanny!"

Hi all. When I looked in on your replies earlier today I thought this really is the surrealistic world of the Handyman

Caspar, thanks it's nice to have a second opinion that coincides with the views of Mrs H and myself.

I like your anagram, but I have to admit I haven't maneuvered any Fanny hot or cold for a while. Mind you the pot comes off this week.

Angelic, put Handy in the picture about this cousin of yours.

Garlok, My views on today's Education system fall in line with your own. These days its easy to label a kid and say that they have ADHD, or that the are Dyslexic. In a system where there are no losers on sports days, or where you get a mark just for attending an examination. Now in the bad old days, some kids were just plain thick, or evil. A lot got picked on that did have learning needs.

The School I went to (first year of Comprehensive after losing Grammar School Status) My year tutor labeled me as only fit for vocational training because of my Maths. Never been able to do mental Arithmetic) I was but in the lowest stream for another reason. You could be as thick as a brick if you were good at Football, Cricket or Rugby. If you were in the first 11 you were automatically in the top group.

As it worked out for 4 years running I came in the first 5 in my year in Chemistry, Physics, Biology, Environmental Studies and History. (My House Master and Nemesis own subject).

For Sports I represented the School in Cross Country and Fencing.

In some ways my last four years at School were terrible. It was Work release and Night School when I left as no other options were open to me. But I have a feeling that if I had my time over I would be buried and written off in today's politically correct system.

I agree that today's leading classes composed of old Etonians and Harrovians don't want the plebes educated. They feel safer if the populace look and sound like they have just come out of the green room of a Jeremy Kyle show.

Knowledge is power, and Education is the seed grain of Knowledge.

Regards all, Handy

[Angelic]

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Angelic, put Handy in the picture about this cousin of yours.

She called my wee man a mongle who was better off dead

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

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She called my wee man a mongle who was better off dead

Whatever one might think of someone with Downs' Syndrome, one should never call them Mongols.

Your nasty sister should be introduced to the painful end of Mr Nasty - see attachment - until she learns the error of her ways.

[Handyman]

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She called my wee man a mongle who was better off dead

She had better hope that none of her Kids ever has a problem. She would soon find that ignorance and Bigotry are not clever.

Until then I would be quite happy to apply Clever's little device to her rear should I ever meet her.

Regards to all, Handy.

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

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She had better hope that none of her Kids ever has a problem. She would soon find that ignorance and Bigotry are not clever.

Until then I would be quite happy to apply Clever's little device to her rear should I ever meet her.

When "Mr Nasty" was photographed in use for a feature in Marie Claire magazine, the recipient was grateful he was still wearing a pair of leather trousers. So was the owner of the shop, as she'd just had the ceiling painted.

[swanfan]

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She had better hope that none of her Kids ever has a problem. She would soon find that ignorance and Bigotry are not clever.

Those without any experience of children with a problem often are ignorant.

Some of the names my cousin has been called are shocking.

[philnicandamy]

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people like that i'd love to meet in a dark alley...i'd beat the living crap out of em

[Angelic]

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Mr Nasty?! haha!

[Handyman]

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Well the silence is deafening now the Grand Kids have gone home.

Its going to be an easy week as this Morning I had to drive Lady Hooray to the Airport as she is having a week in France at her eldest sons place.

If I had thought on I could have called at Pompeys for a cuppa as I was probably only a few miles from him.

When I got back I got a call from my local garage saying the part I needed was in and If I got the car to them they would fit it this afternoon. It only took 2 hours and the cost was half of what I expected. I will be on the phone to them tomorrow as it was this evening before I noticed the scuff on the front bumper fight down to the bare plastic that they must have done getting it on the ramps. Well it was ok before I took it to them.

So that's it for now. I will catch you all later.

Regards, Handy.

[Angelic]

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Evening Handy!!

[Handyman]

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Evening Angelic. How are you and the Wee ones?