CLOSED -Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

[Angelic]

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We're good Thanks - yourself and the good lady?

I'm getting organised for...CHIRSTMAS!!

[swanfan]

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I'm getting organised for...CHIRSTMAS!!

U haven't got ur tree up already?!

Do u want me 2 send my wish list?!

[Handyman]

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We're good Thanks - yourself and the good lady?

I'm getting organised for...CHIRSTMAS!!

AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH
Don't mention the C word I can feel the pain in my wallet already

The Good Lady (she's as Angelic as your own good self )
can't wait for Friday to have if off. (her Pot that is) At the moment it's driving her mad, you could say she's better in health than in humor.

I take it your safe from the rioting in your part of the world.
If these Southerners had ever been to a game of Shinty they would know what a real riot was.

Regards, Handy

[Handyman]

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U haven't got ur tree up already?!

Do u want me 2 send my wish list?!

Swany I think we can guess what's on your wish list.
Did I ever tell you the tale about my mate The Reverend Boon and the Redlight outside the pup on Ipswich Docks?

[Angelic]

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U haven't got ur tree up already?!

Do u want 2 me send my wish list?!

I bet I could guess what would be on it...

AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH
Don't mention the C word I can feel the pain in my wallet already

The Good Lady (she's as Angelic as your own good self )
can't wait for Friday to have if off. (her Pot that is) At the moment it's driving her mad, you could say she's better in health than in humor.

I take it your safe from the rioting in your part of the world.
If these Southerners had ever been to a game of Shinty they would know what a real riot was.

Regards, Handy

The good lay will be back to her old self soon enough...being able to get to the frying pan to fling it at you might not be such a good thing for you though

I'm not so sure I'm safe from the rioting...I nearly freaked out in Tesco car park earlier, it gets so bloody busy during tourist season - they think they can just park in the middle of the road or walk out in front of you

And at the shinty comment!

[swanfan]

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Swany I think we can guess what's on your wish list.

What?

Did I ever tell you the tale about my mate The Reverend Boon and the Redlight outside the pup on Ipswich Docks?

Nope, don't think so.

[Angelic]

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Did I ever tell you the tale about my mate The Reverend Boon and the Redlight outside the pup on Ipswich Docks?

We'd love to hear it

[Handyman]

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Long story, but basically I used to spend a fair bit of time down in Swany's part of the country on the pish with Maggot and the Reverend Boon. His second wife was a bit of a swinger before he met her (That's another story). One night we went into this Pub near the Docks.

We were all on our own apart from Booney who was with his wife. Maggot had passed a remark about how trade must have gone down on the Docks since he got married. On the way in we walked past several Ladies of the night. Nothing was said until Booney walked passed them with his Mrs when one of them asked Do you want some Trade Big Boy

That night we all ended up keeping the Reverend company in his Garden Shed as we were locked out of his house.

Another wee glimpse of Handy's shady past.

[Angelic]

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Another wee glimpse of Handy's shady past.

Shady? You? I don't believe it for a second

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

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Another wee glimpse of Handy's shady past.

Will you soon tell us of your involvement with an eccentric who took to crashing through or hacksawing gates at Ipswich docks?

[Numpty Monkey]

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Shady? You? I don't believe it for a second

He's well shady is Handy

[Handyman]

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Shady? You? I don't believe it for a second

Will you soon tell us of your involvement with an eccentric who took to crashing through or hacksawing gates at Ipswich docks?

Not me this time CC, Although I know about an incident with some gates at Hull docks. Someone should have informed security it was only and exercise.

He's well shady is Handy

You know me too well mate. How are you doing and How's your Mum?

Regards, Handy.

[IF]

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Hello Handy et all

Bought you a fruit basket and to ask how Mrs H is? xxx

[Handyman]

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Awww Thanks If, Mrs Handy is counting down to Friday Morning. All being well her pot will be coming off. That's 6 weeks she's been plastered mind you she would tell you that Handy has been plastered for most of his adult life. longer if you count my teens and the bottles of Woodpecker at the youth club.

Flash my Black Lab has been in the Vets today to have a lump the size of an egg removed from his tail. Long story (arn't they all).
Its the result of an untreated injury while he was with DD and Sil.

There has been a foreign body under the skin for nearly a year.
(suspected metal nail head).





The Vet put a sticker on his bandage, the real OUCH is the £300 bill for the treatment. More cutts required this month in the Handy's household budget.

Still the old lads worth it, as are our dogs.

Regards all, Handy.

[IF]

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Oooh roll on friday eh!!

Awww poor doglee, give him a hug from me

Vet bills......don't get me started!!

oooh you have a nice pair, may I help myself to your basket!!