Drive-thru banking to be launched in Britain by Metro Bank next month

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Drive-thru banking to be launched in Britain by Metro Bank next month

This is a duplicate of the Blog Entry made on 19th April 2013 08:46.

*but will it be a hit?* When you think of a drive-thru the most likely thought to pop into your head is American fast food chains where you can...

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[Never-In-Doubt]

Re: Drive-thru banking to be launched in Britain by Metro Bank next month

WTF

[philnicandamy]

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Had a natwest drive through bank here for the last 10yrs or so.....closed it though recently which is NO help at all meaning now a trek of a few miles for the next bank

[5corpio]

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UK Crime Stats - Thames Valley:

Slough Center


UKCrimeStats.com - Slough Central

Off ALL Places for Crime, they want to build a Drive Thru in Slough Berkshire - They'll have to make them wide enough to fit their 4x4 thru then!
334 Crimes - February 2013

SL1 1AN, Slough, United Kingdom (334 Crimes) - February 2013

[ken100464]

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Maybe its a quick deposit bank so they can spend more time on the crimes.

Banks supporting innotive new companies.

[PlanB]

Re: Drive-thru banking to be launched in Britain by Metro Bank next month

Off ALL Places for Crime, they want to build a Drive Thru in Slough Berkshire - They'll have to make them wide enough to fit their 4x4 thru then!
334 Crimes - February 2013

*Bonnie and Clyde Strike in Slough*. An unlikely headline until now

[Undercover Elsa]

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"Do you want PPI with that?"

[IF]

Re: Drive-thru banking to be launched in Britain by Metro Bank next month

"Do you want PPI with that?"

[ken100464]

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"Do you want PPI with that?"

Personal Protection Insurance = A great big gun.

Maybe its a drive through for tanks. Just see the cashier. Instead of the small shopkeeper depositing £3million 1p's just infront of you and you sadly watching all the other queues moving faster this one will have TV's, gold, china, candlesticks and just general loot being put over the counter.

Your statement would be interesting. Four flatscreens 6 gold rings a rolex bit of wedgwood and 500 mibile phones in credit sir.

[Deepie]

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A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.'

After months of careful observation, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed based on the majority of customers’ habits.



MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.



FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

[Undercover Elsa]

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cheeky!!!

[IF]

Re: Drive-thru banking to be launched in Britain by Metro Bank next month

Deepie, you'll get a slap

[Never-In-Doubt]

Re: Drive-thru banking to be launched in Britain by Metro Bank next month

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.'

After months of careful observation, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed based on the majority of customers’ habits.



MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.



FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Brilliant

[jon1965]

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Bit like being behind a woman at the supermarket checkout

[jen_br]

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In Canada we have had drive thru banks for years.. never really a problem.