CLOSED -Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

[Johanino]

Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

and now I have a lurgy...

And I had paranoias last night about radio active toasties

Again :

Emailed complaints I was that up my own derriere about the toasties...

All cos they caused me to see things last week and caused the voices to come back this

Though I suspect that could well be lack of calories....

Right now my staple diet is orange juice - soon I'll look like the tango advert

Only bit of good news in this wet and windy part of the world is that I'm back on the e-cigs - the E-V1 to be precise (having gotten the wine bottle back from repairs and promptly dropped it the same day and bust it) and DV should have a VV by the end of next week (with £4 18650 batteries from e-cig wizard )

SC

[Numpty Monkey]

Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

I hope the lines the boards and digger made went with the flow of the lawn

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

Right now my staple diet is orange juice - soon I'll look like the tango advert

It could be worse.

You could end up as orange - link - as Robert Killjoy Silk:

[Handyman]

Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

I hope the lines the boards and digger made went with the flow of the lawn

I was a bit worried when I realised I was parked over the top of the Septic Tank

Like I said to the chap that comes to empty it, be careful whats in there cost a lot of Money to produce. It must be worth a £100 pounds per Kilo.

Well it's all the Pheasant, Venison, Pate de foie Gras and Champers that Her Ladyship and friends consume.

The chap said they might be rich but their sh1t still stinks the same as ours.

How you doing mate, hope your not working too hard.

Regards, Handy.

[Handyman]

Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

Just time for a Handy update before turning in.
It's been a very long day as I am in the middle of decorating the sitting room here at the old Pig Sty (Handy's Cottage).

I am nearly ready to paper the staircase, (part of the room).
problem is with the wood burner, when it smokes all the walls are yellow. It's taking 3 coats of white emulsion before it covers.

I have some joinery to do as well before I'm done.
Still if I get another full day tomorrow I should be getting to the end of it.

Then Mrs Handy wants the Kitchen doing.

So that's the reason I haven't been around much.

I hope to post a picture or 3 sometime next week.
But why when you change anything, is it a green light for the women folk to start changing all the soft furnishings.

I cant even get in my armchair for the 10 scatter cushions

Regards all, Handy

[Handyman]

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Good Evening All, Handy is just having a cold beer and five minutes on the Laptop before a shower and bed.

I wish now I hadn't knocked out 2 walls a few years ago to make one big sitting room. That and I'm starting to feel my age. A few years ago I would have had it done in a couple of days by putting in extra hours.

Still light at the end of the tunnel, this was the room at lunchtime today.


The wall papering is done including the staircase. Most of the ceiling has had 2 coats, just 2 walls the landing and gloss work to do, Oh and fit new skirting boards and build a cupboard.

Should have it done by midweek (fibber )

If Swanny reads this, it's a shame your over on the wrong side of the country, I could keep you in Stella for a month

So that's Handy's weekend gone. Tomorrow I start working through the work list her Ladyship wants doing before she comes back from holiday.

Regards all, Handy

[Handyman]

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Oh I forgot to mention, Trapfly is back after doing a weeks work in Ireland. He had to go straight to Leeds for an audition for Total Wipeout. He was convinced he would get through and then go on to win it. Needless to say he never got it.

Still no word from him as to when he's coming for his Van. (Garlock I may take you up on your Offer ). What peeves me is he hasn't once called his mum. I only know what he's up to and where he is from his FB page.

He's after a sympathy vote, He posted he Had injured himself while training someone on the Chinese Pole, he really needs to see a physio but is that broke he can't afford one.

On Friday I got him an offer of £900 for his motor bike (the one he paid £400 more than it was worth for). He messaged me back that £900 wasn't enough and that he needed an extra £50.

He can't be that broke if he can turn down the only serious offer he has had for the bike in 4 months.

When he does put in an appearance, he may find that the reception is a frosty one.

Regards, Handy.

[garlok]

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Hi Handy,

Decorating look great mate. However did you not make a spelling mistake in the last post should it not have been psycho (trick cyclist) not physio l

regards
Garlok

[Handyman]

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However did you not make a spelling mistake in the last post should it not have been psycho (trick cyclist) not physio l

regards
Garlok

Like it. Grin

[Johanino]

Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

And handy SC is just about over her lurgy but now has nappy rash

as in



Only over the tops of my thighs....okay so it's not as bad as that but jolly painful

And the Duggars (of 19 KAC) were in Scotland last week and I missed them - Mwah!!!! [hysterics more like]

Och and there's been a murder

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-14894585

And I should get my VV on Friday or like Monday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjewRNrQ8

SC
PS. Modders how do we embed videos from you tube? the code doesn't work

[IF]

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Hi SC, removed your picture of nappy rash as I think we all know how it looks and pleased your getting better.

Hope you don't mind matey xx

Best wishes
If...x

[IF]

Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

Dear Handy, hope the decorating is going well and your a star

And I should get my VV on Friday or like Monday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjewRNrQ8

SC
PS. Modders how do we embed videos from you tube? the code doesn't work

Sorry I missed this SC, Click on Niddy's link below:-


allaboutFORUMS - View Single Post - User Guide - You Tube Links

[Johanino]

Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

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SC

PS. thanks If for telling me about the youtube link

[Johanino]

Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

this is me

and this is my favourite tv family



SC

[Johanino]

Re: Hooray Hall. Adventures of a Handyman.

PS. If no worries about removing the pic..

I understand...tried to find a modest one...alas not many about...

SC