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Your Favourite One Liner Joke
Please post your favourite one liner joke, not too blue as this is in the General Chat Forum, here’s mine…..
What is it with Hedgehogs? Why can’t they share the hedge?
What is it with Hedgehogs? Why can’t they share the hedge?
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"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"
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Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
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I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
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A man was taken to hospital with a couple of toy plastic horses up his bum .
Doctors described his condition as stableComment
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A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take that red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."Comment
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Re: International Joke Day
pick a number from 1-9
double it
multiply by 10
take away the number you just thought of
Close your eyes
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'I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
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Re: International Joke Day
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A husband and wife want to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband types ''mypenis'' his wife falls about laughing as a message pops up saying..''sorry, not long enough''
Shine on you crazy diamond..Comment
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couple drive past a car being loaded onto a tow truck, driver is at the side of the road crying his eyes out
"what's up with him" asked the wife
"looks like he's having a break down" said the husbandI'm an official AAD Moderator and also a volunteer, here to help make the forum run smoothly. Any views or opinions are mine and not the official line of AAD. Similarly, any advice I have offered you is done so on an informal basis, without prejudice or liability. If in doubt seek advice from a qualified insured professional - Find a Solicitor or go to the National Probono Centre.
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Re: Your favourite Joke
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish.""If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"Comment
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Your Favourite One Liner Joke
Police arrested 2 men for stealing a firework and batteries , they charged one and let the other one off
if you do it today and you like it you can always do it again tomorrow
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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke
Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!""If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"Comment
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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke
Follow me men , I am right behind you!Last edited by The Tech Clerk; 30 August 2015, 18:12.I'm an official AAD Moderator and also a volunteer, here to help make the forum run smoothly. Any views or opinions are mine and not the official line of AAD. Similarly, any advice I have offered you is done so on an informal basis, without prejudice or liability. If in doubt seek advice from a qualified insured professional - Find a Solicitor or go to the National Probono Centre.
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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke
Six our of seven Dwarves aren't Happy!!
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