They waited an hour and this happens, you couldn't make it up

Please post your favourite one liner joke, not too blue as this is in the General Chat Forum, here’s mine…..

What is it with Hedgehogs? Why can’t they share the hedge?

We had arrears and we were paying it back at £30 a month, that finished last November and we were really proud to have paid it back , anyway when we went on the website to pay the monthly payment we noticed that the £30 arrears was still on there, husband phoned and asked why and they said it was...

Hi this is a new thing for me so hope I have everything ready to start up

Original creditor Capital One

• Type of account Credit Card
• Date commenced
• Approx balance £6992.45
• Date last paid 27/10/14
• Are you on arrangement or not paying DMP with Stepchange
• Status added

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Yep, the titles correct CB needs some advice.
Hey not been fully involved in the whole DCA game for ages, so need to get back up to speed.

Helping a friend with a Cabot debt.
Passed around a number of DCA's and ended up with Cabot and farmed to Mortimer Clark who actually started...

Hi
I took out a Sainsbury’s Bank Visa Gold Card in early 2003. As I was unsure whether or not PPI had been applied, I SAR’d them and received details back last week. There were no agreements, nor T&Cs with these details, but there were statements dating back to the original of 14/3/03....

After a bit of advice regarding this please.

I had a Capital One Credit Card in 2005, got into a bit of financial trouble and ended up in a DMP in 01/03/2007. Now Capital One marked my credit file with AR/AP markers for 28 months before finally defaulting me in May 2009 (god i wish i'd...

Take That stars could face tax bill of millions after court decision

This is a duplicate of the Blog Entry made on 11th May 2014 10:21.

Three members of the band Take That may have to pay back millions of pounds in tax after a tribunal ruling. Gary Barlow, Howard Donald and...

Interestingly I've received a few calls and texts from some clowns called MMF -> http://www.mmile.com

I've just sent an online message and told them if they contact me again I'll sue em!! Cheeky feckers - wonder if they realise just what they've started by contacting me (clearly the...

I started a temp job last Friday after spending the rest of the tax year on JSA. I didn't have my P45 yet, so I had to fill in the agency's online equivalent of a P46 declaration on their online timesheet system.

The trouble is that yesterday I tried to log in to do this week's timesheet...

I could find a section for rentals sorry...

Can I ask please, the 'inspection every 3 months' rule... when we moved in it was the first home in over 20 years of renting that I had an 'inspection' so it was very hard for me to cope with the fact a stranger wanted to come in to my house....

I sent Zinc a CCA request back in 28th May and have not heard anything since. They are WELL over the 12+2 days limit, I am trying to find the correct next letter to send them but I am not having any luck finding it.

I know they have received it as it was signed for the following day.

Hi everyone,

In the summer last year, I ended up in a joint tenancy with 2 other people. Stupidly I paid cash in hand to one of the other tenants for my "room", which was a set amount of money we verbally agreed upon to cover my share of rent and bills. He paid the rent in cash...

Hi guys,

Before the messy break up with my ex fiancee I had a perfect credit file and never had any problems being accepted for anything.

However things turned nasty financially and although none of the defaults or missed payment accounts were in her name, it still leaves...

Had to get to my Mum's urgently the other day and en-route saw the fuel was seriously low. Was trying to get to a garage near her where I know un-leaded is 135.9 p/l but as it fuel was so low I was trying to think of somewhere else.
I knew there was a card only ASDA on the way, but my NWest card...