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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke
Q: We're you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now!
Q: We're you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now!
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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke
that's crap ...................lolOriginally posted by IF View Post
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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
It's not as bad as your jokes!!Originally posted by Deepie View Postthat's crap ...................lol"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"Comment
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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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Q: What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A: A Thesaurus"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"Comment
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Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet."If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"Comment
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Q: How did the barber win the race?
A: He knew a short cut
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Q: What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'?
A: One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field."If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"Comment
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk .if you do it today and you like it you can always do it again tomorrow
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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke
Originally posted by Deepie View Post
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Whaaat? They're really funny
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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke
Two aerials met on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant!
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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke
What do you get if you cross The Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.
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A penguin walks into a bar and says: "Has my Dad been in?"
The barman says: "I dunno... what's he look like?""If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"Comment
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