And so it begins...

[SaltnVinegar]

Re: And so it begins...

As I am not a debt collector, I am not bound by OFT664.pdf; however, should you wish to use that expression to confuse a creditor, I am delighted to be able to tell you that it is an accurate translation of
"I cannot give (you) what I do not have."

I'm sure you would concur that it seems quite apt.

They get confused by simple language like cluck off. I'm not going to make it more difficult for them!!

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: And so it begins...

Yes hence the 'sarcastic' use of 'quotes' around 'precedents'

Unfortunately doesn't stop them quoting such 'rulings' in their own correspondance.........

So refer the oafs to Arkell v Pressdram.

[SaltnVinegar]

Re: And so it begins...

So refer the oafs to Arkell v Pressdram.

See post 91!

[caspar]

Re: And so it begins...

As I am not a debt collector, I am not bound by OFT664.pdf; however, should you wish to use that expression to confuse a creditor, I am delighted to be able to tell you that it is an accurate translation of
"I cannot give (you) what I do not have."

I'm sure you would concur that it seems quite apt.

I prefer to use the Latin phrase, "Pissio offus et joinio el queueus!"

accurately translated, should you want to use it with a creditor as, "Go away please."

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: And so it begins...

I prefer to use the Latin phrase, "Pissio offus et joinio el queueus!"

Rather than writing to them in Welshish?

[garlok]

Re: And so it begins...

How about Serbo-Croat, they are trying to join the EU after all.
regards
Garlok

[caspar]

Re: And so it begins...

Rather than writing to them in Welshish?

Is this better?

os gwelwch yn dda Fuck off ac ymuno holl bobl eraill


You probably don't need a translation as some words are the same in both languages!

[Susie]

Re: And so it begins...

Is this better?

os gwelwch yn dda Fuck off ac ymuno holl bobl eraill


You probably don't need a translation as some words are the same in both languages!

What would be fun would be to translate the template letters and write to the DCA's in Welshish......

[garlok]

Re: And so it begins...

For all UE agreements just one line suits all:-

"Honi Soit Quid Maly Asbestos"

Loosely, Fuck you Jack I'm Fireproof

Garlok

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: And so it begins...

Is this better?

os gwelwch yn dda Fuck off ac ymuno holl bobl eraill

You probably don't need a translation as some words are the same in both languages!

I reckon "Os gwelwch yn dda eich pidyn ffon eich gwaelod a mynd yn ymuno â'r ffyliaid eraill." is better, though it seems not to meet the high standards of Welsh bardic tradition.

[caspar]

Re: And so it begins...

A rather "gay" translation CC!

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

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A rather "gay" translation CC!

Next you'll be asking if, when I wrote that, I was feeling myself or if I'd been feeling a little queer.

[caspar]

Re: And so it begins...

Youmust be well endowed. I wouldn't be physically capable of doing that!

[asm76]

Re: And so it begins...

I had an old Default drop off my credit file today from Capquest, took 3 weeks from when the default went past it's 6 year point (Issued 15th July 2005). I'll still be paying this debt for a while though as I set up a payment plan 3 years (ish) ago, but it's nice to know it's dropped off the old file.

Still nothing from Stink since their "THIS DEBT WON'T GO AWAY" letter. Default drops off in November.

[caspar]

Re: And so it begins...

Always good to see an improvement in the old CRF, no matter how small. Every little step counts!