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  • #1

    Out of the missus mouth

    My other half comes out with some seriously stupid stuff at times, so I'm going to start posting her best!

    Watching the shuttles final mission the other night there. "NASA, is that real, I thought they just made that up for the film Armageddon !"

    More to follow!.....
    Nemo me impune lacessit
    Tags: asa, car, cash, charity, driving, electricity, niddy, pay, radio, stop, water, wife, woman
  • #2
    Re: Out of the missus mouth

    Don't let her watch Moonraker!
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    • #3
      Re: Out of the missus mouth

      Originally posted by rizzle View Post
      Don't let her watch Moonraker!
      Are those teeth real (actually dear yes they are )

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      • #4
        Re: Out of the missus mouth

        ha, out in the garden one day, the weans were spraying water in the hut and I shouted at them "stop that! There's electricity in there!"

        To which my OH replies "don't shout that out, someone will steal it!"

        The hut or the electricity dear - maybe both!?
        Nemo me impune lacessit

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        • #5
          Re: Out of the missus mouth

          Just got a new car*. The missus was driving it after I had a couple of stellas. So she presses the stop button, pulls the keycard out and the dashlights and radio is still on. "open the door dear and it goes off." so she looks around for a few seconds before asking " how do you open the door?" honestly, I give up!

          Well the door handle would be a good start!

          And there will be more.....

          *different car
          Last edited by scottybhoy; 12 August 2011, 20:16. Reason: Misleading info lol
          Nemo me impune lacessit

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          • #6
            Re: Out of the missus mouth

            Scotty thats HALARIOUS!

            You know being what I do errrr used to do.. I used to have my every move watched and it was moments like your wife had that somene would take a photo of me. IRRITATING.

            Be thankful your wife just does this around you (and doesnt have to worry about the NOTW like I did ) x shes a lucky woman x
            Last edited by jen_br; 12 August 2011, 22:43.

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            • #7
              Re: Out of the missus mouth

              Originally posted by jen_br View Post
              Scotty thats HALARIOUS!

              You know being what I do errrr used to do.. I used to have my every move watched and it was moments like your wife had that somene would take a photo of me. IRRITATING.

              Be thankful your wife just does this around you (and doesnt have to worry about the NOTW like I did ) x shes a lucky woman x
              Blimey, you're not Cynthia Payne, are you??

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              • #8
                Re: Out of the missus mouth

                Draws breath sharply through clenched teeth!

                Garlok

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                • #9
                  Re: Out of the missus mouth

                  I still remember the day mrs niddy said to me "will you wash up"..... I mean, Jesus!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Out of the missus mouth

                    Originally posted by charitynjw View Post
                    Blimey, you're not Cynthia Payne, are you??

                    I don't like to name drop-- I get really embarassed wikipedia does enough of that for me!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Out of the missus mouth

                      Originally posted by jen_br View Post
                      I don't like to name drop-- I get really embarassed wikipedia does enough of that for me!
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                      • #12
                        Re: Out of the missus mouth

                        Originally posted by Never-In-Doubt View Post

                        Dont you start opening your mouth either thats the last thing we need here is Paps!

                        I think I've already said to much it must be the wine!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Out of the missus mouth

                          Sorry Jen, it's just that I thought I saw you posting something about being strapped for cash............

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                          • #14
                            Re: Out of the missus mouth

                            Originally posted by charitynjw View Post
                            Sorry Jen, it's just that I thought I saw you posting something about being strapped for cash............
                            Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
                            Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Out of the missus mouth

                              RUMBLED! hahahh

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