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  • Lipstick Problems

    Blatantly pinched from OTR, but it made me smile!

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney's Eastern Suburbs was recently faced with an unusual problem..

    A number of the girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints

    Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

    She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl, and cleaned the mirror with it.

    The silence was broken by a large number of gasps and tears! Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror .

  • #2
    Re: Lipstick Problems

    Did anyone exclaim "Oh, shit!"?

    That reminds me of the time I was working on a government-backed scheme to get unemployable teenagers into work and, no, I was not one of the teenagers.

    One lunch break, I was in the main office with a couple of the supervisors when one of the office girls said that she wanted longer fingernails and asked if anyone knew how to make them grow. At that, I told her to get some fresh horse or cow manure and to plunge her hands into it, morning and night.

    "Oh," she said, "I've never heard of that before. Will that make the fingernails grow?"

    "Not in itself," I replied, "But it should stop you biting them!"

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    • #3
      Re: Lipstick Problems

      Reminds me of the young fellow from Poole,
      When he went to the clinic,
      The Doctor a cynic said that's only Lipstick you fool.

      Line 2 removed for the sake of decency

      Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
      Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.

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      • #4
        Re: Lipstick Problems

        Originally posted by Handyman View Post
        Reminds me of the young fellow from Poole,
        When he went to the clinic,
        The Doctor a cynic said that's only Lipstick you fool.

        Line 2 removed for the sake of decency
        "Who found red marks on the walls of his pool."

        What's indecent about that?

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        • #5
          Re: Lipstick Problems

          Ahhhhhhh.......... Dirty minded BBoo!

          There was me thinking it was something else!

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          • #6
            Re: Lipstick Problems

            Hi,
            Would you believe it, watching coronation street in the hospital scene their is a lovely wallpaper from Laura Ashley at X per roll which we have in our hallway the wife wants it changed now, Bastards.

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            • #7
              Re: Lipstick Problems

              that was funny
              Do you think I look like Hitler?

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