Where is Cameron

[pompeyfaith]

Re: Where is Cameron

Handy,

That is excellent and I have the ideal model in the name of Martin Lewis

Regards

[Handyman]

Re: Where is Cameron

1. Around which appendage would the piano wire be affixed?
2. Would you use the same lamp-post for them all, or would they have one each?

DIY Lynching Kit. Can be ordered with the title Politician, Journalist or Chav.

Regards, Handy

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: Where is Cameron

Now the E-Petition site will be put to test to see if they really do value the citizens word.

Indeed, but they may first need to establish what that word is supposed to be.

I understood that the proposition was that convicted rioters should lose any and all state benefits, rather than that they should loose them.

Then there is the question of whether or not that should include NHS treatment.

[pompeyfaith]

Re: Where is Cameron

The e-petition entitled “Convicted London rioters should loose all benefits” has now passed the threshold of 100,000 signatures and has been passed to the Backbench Business Committee to consider for debate. It will continue to be available for signature once the site is re-opened.

Now the E-Petition site will be put to test to see if they really do value the citizens word.

[Handyman]

Re: Where is Cameron

Ah but Handy was he not having his toes sucked at the same time?

regards
Garlok

[garlok]

Re: Where is Cameron

Well diddly, look at him he had to have something going for him.

regards
Garlok

[diddlydee]

Re: Where is Cameron

Funny and yet disgusting at the same time........ I don't know whether to laugh or puke!

[garlok]

Re: Where is Cameron

Ah but Handy was he not having his toes sucked at the same time?

regards
Garlok

[diddlydee]

Re: Where is Cameron

Our local guild hall still has its stocks and whipping post which I'm sure could be of use.......

[Handyman]

Re: Where is Cameron

Disgraceful!

I wanted to vote to reinstate local pillories, stocks and whipping posts for the punishment of looters, rioters and other such miscreants.

Hasn't this Initiative been tried in Parliament before?
Remember David Mellor and Antonia de Sancha? AKA Miss Whiplash.

If your petition was accepted I suspect there would be a long line of MP's wanting to go first. I believe it's something of a tradition at Eton or Harrow?

If they need someone to conduct the Floggings can I put you forward for the job, after all you have some prior experience


Regards, Handy

[garlok]

Re: Where is Cameron

Ah wellas usual they couldn't give a toss, our illustrious betters have the Commons bar open today as the bloody wasters had to come back off holiday for the day please note for the day.

Doing anything about servers is beyond them, the only server they are currently interested in is the big breasted one in stockings and suspenders pouring the Gin and Tonics (lemon or lime cur (sir really) with ice into glasses and Pimms for the shirt lifting members.

regards
Garlok

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: Where is Cameron

When are they going to sort there server out as I have not been able to get on that petition site all day not only have many not been able to vote on withdrawing the benefits of the rioters and looters but many have not been able to create or vote on other petitions.

Disgraceful!

I wanted to vote to reinstate local pillories, stocks and whipping posts for the punishment of looters, rioters and other such miscreants.

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: Where is Cameron

Now this is real reason for reasonable honest decent people to ... hang Cameron, Clegglet and O'Donnell from a lampost with piano wire.

1. Around which appendage would the piano wire be affixed?
2. Would you use the same lamp-post for them all, or would they have one each?

[pompeyfaith]

Re: Where is Cameron

When are they going to sort there server out as I have not been able to get on that petition site all day not only have many not been able to vote on withdrawing the benefits of the rioters and looters but many have not been able to create or vote on other petitions.

Again the government have failed to realize how many citizens would use such a site

[garlok]

Re: Where is Cameron

Brilliant Allan, absolutely brilliant!

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Mind you could just declare yourself a Freeman on the Land, some duck egg irishman did it recently in court, after a word with the clerk the judge told him he did not have to pay his council tax!!!!!!!!!!!!!

regards
Garlok