Niddy vs HSBC

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: Niddy vs HSBC

Anyway, you're both wrong!

Hardwood trees such as oaks and maples have wood with very short fibers. Paper made from these species is weaker than that made from softwoods, but its surface is smoother, and therefore better to write and print on.

from:

Paper University - All About Paper

But maples and oaks are not rainforest timbers, whereas various types of rosewood are. Most species of Dalbergia have dark and oily wood which is quite unsuitable for paper.

[Pixie]

Re: Niddy vs HSBC

Smart-arse!!!

[BBoo]

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Anyway, you're both wrong!

Hardwood trees such as oaks and maples have wood with very short fibers. Paper made from these species is weaker than that made from softwoods, but its surface is smoother, and therefore better to write and print on.

from:

Paper University - All About Paper

[Never-In-Doubt]

Re: Niddy vs HSBC

I thought he was printing off a hard copy!

Nooo, i'll email the word doc mate - let them print it off

* yes I get the joke!

[BBoo]

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Trees in rainforests are hardwood. Softwood trees are needed to make paper pulp (for obvious reasons!)

I thought he was printing off a hard copy!

[Never-In-Doubt]

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I thought paper came from W.H.Smiths.

Me too - me too

[helmsman]

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Ok two smart arses

I thought paper came from W.H.Smiths.

[Never-In-Doubt]

Re: Niddy vs HSBC

Ok two smart arses

[Pixie]

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Trees in rainforests are hardwood. Softwood trees are needed to make paper pulp (for obvious reasons!)

[Never-In-Doubt]

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Rainforest timber is not suitable for paper pulp.

Trust you to know that

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

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The Brazilian Embassy says thank you for using electronic communication as they're missing their rain forests already.

Rainforest timber is not suitable for paper pulp.

[helmsman]

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The Brazilian Embassy says thank you for using electronic communication as they're missing their rain forests already.

It may now be time for niddy to have that brazilian wax.

[BBoo]

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The Brazilian Embassy says thank you for using electronic communication as they're missing their rain forests already.

[pompeyfaith]

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Look forward to reading it nids, best get a 4 pack !!

[Never-In-Doubt]

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Right spent the last week compiling an enormous complaint about all this, its currently 31 pages of A4 so will have to load the content here via way of pdf - bear with me, I'll do it later as it means editing through it all and right now I am head mashed.

I have ripped this whole complaint to shreads and demand proper investigation. If not, will I sue the FOS? Too bloody right I will.

Wait till I load it then all will become clear and it'll also list each and every error made by the adjudicator.