Your Favourite One Liner Joke

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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke

A bear walks into a bar........."I'd like a gin and............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...tonic, please"

The barman says, "Why the big pause?"

The bear says, "I don't know, I was born with them!"

[Deepie]

Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke

A bear walks into a bar........."I'd like a gin and............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...tonic, please"

The barman says, "Why the big pause?"

The bear says, "I don't know, I was born with them!"

That's as bad as this ...........

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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Re: Your Favourite One Liner Joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Now that is bad