so after a complete fucking nightmare with a "simple" sky installation I ended up talking to their technical department and after explaining to them _how_ ADSL works including line noise, line length and attenuation they finally put my sync speed at something sensible ... So it will fluctuate...

I am away on business staying in a hotel and a couple in the room above me can only be described as 'at it like rabbits'.

So do I:

1) Go out for a few hours and hope they are both worn out when I get back?

2) Bang on the ceiling in retaliation?

...