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    Getting it stuck lol

    This has always stuck in my mind and even after the stroke I had in April 1991 I did not forget.

    The night before our wedding 24 yrs ago I went to the toilet and yes you guessed it I got my foreskin stuck in the zip of my jeans the zip was the metal variety and was extremely painful.

    It was so stuck I had to go to the hospital with a towel around my waist lol and had an injection to numb the pain and free me.

    I got quiet a bit of banter at the wedding reception lol and consummating the wedding that night was a no no and did not happen until a week into our two week honeymoon.

    At least the wife found it funny.
    Last edited by pompeyfaith; 20 July 2011, 20:09.
    Tags: april, ban, free, fun, help, hospital, people, wife, woman
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    Re: Getting it stuck lol

    Ouch!!!!

    Mate that's bad!!!
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      Re: Getting it stuck lol

      Indeed lol and funny how something was not funny at the time but on refection it is

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      • #4
        Re: Getting it stuck lol

        owwww! that sounds incredibly painful....i bet you had a good laugh at the wedding reception though
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          Re: Getting it stuck lol

          People probably told him to "zip-it"

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          • #6
            Re: Getting it stuck lol

            Certainly did and that one incident took the shine of the practical joke I played at the alter by writing HELP ME on my soles as everyone wanted to talk about the incident lol
            Last edited by pompeyfaith; 5 June 2011, 16:13.

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            • #7
              Re: Getting it stuck lol

              I don't have a penis (being a woman ) but I flinched when I read that!!
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