So what do you do?!

[Never-In-Doubt]

Re: So what do you do?!

Wow a waiter with stamina? I'm shocked

* question is how did you know he had 2 in there? Acoustic variation maybe

[garlok]

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Pitch and frequency of the moans and squeals of delight, plus the sounds of footsteps to the loo on an ever increasing frequency.

Garlok

[Never-In-Doubt]

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Pitch and frequency of the moans and squeals of delight, plus the sounds of footsteps to the loo on an ever increasing frequency.

Garlok

Jesus - next time go knock and ask to sit in being you were as good as involved I guess

Did you get mad or find it funny? It's horrific as a kid hearing mom n dad at it. Eeeew

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

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Did you get mad or find it funny? It's horrific as a kid hearing mom n dad at it. Eeeew

Didn't you father think to use vaseline?
















































































































































































A quick smear on your bedroom door-knob and you'd not have been able to get out.

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

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Careful, careful! Last time this happened to us was in Cardiff a few years ago at the "Blue Dragon" Newport Road. It was the duty chef with two waitresses all night. We managed to identify the waitresses at breakfast from their bleary eyes so any aggro they could have peed in the tea or spat on the eggs and bacon.

How could you tell they hadn't?

[Handyman]

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Careful, careful! Last time this happened to us was in Cardiff a few years ago at the "Blue Dragon" Newport Road. It was the duty chef with two waitresses all night. We managed to identify the waitresses at breakfast from their bleary eyes so any aggro they could have peed in the tea or spat on the eggs and bacon.

Just a few sobering thoughts for htose hell bent on revenge.

Garlok

Did you check they had washed their hands

I would have given the sausage a miss.

[charitynjw]

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Did you check they had washed their hands

I would have given the sausage a miss.

As opposed to giving the Miss a sausage?

[Handyman]

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As opposed to giving the Miss a sausage?

By the sounds of this story she'd had a chipolata or 2

This thread re minds me of a hotel I once stayed at. The couple next door sounded like they were moving furniture around all night.
(Sounded like he was swinging from the chandeliers).

Next morning all was quiet when I left my room. Several other families were going out into the corridor at the same time. One chap was staring at me. Not me I told him, you cant have that much fun on your own.

At breakfast the other guests were obviously trying to work out who the guilty couple were. Lets just say the last 2 down to breakfast were not in the first flush of youth.

One of the waitresses almost spilt coffee over some one when she overheard the woman say to her partner, "For a Man of your age you have amasing amazing Stamina".

I don't know what they were on but judging by the state of the fellow a zimmer frame may have been appropriate.

Regards all, Handy

[SaltnVinegar]

Re: So what do you do?!

Careful, careful! Last time this happened to us was in Cardiff a few years ago at the "Blue Dragon" Newport Road. It was the duty chef with two waitresses all night. We managed to identify the waitresses at breakfast from their bleary eyes so any aggro they could have peed in the tea or spat on the eggs and bacon.

Just a few sobering thoughts for htose hell bent on revenge.

Garlok

This the place Garlok? Sounds luuuurverly!!!!!

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUse...les_Wales.html

[SaltnVinegar]

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LOL the reviews on page 4 are even better!

Didn't know you were a Madonna fan Garlok!

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUse...s.html#REVIEWS

[Handyman]

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LOL the reviews on page 4 are even better!

Didn't know you were a Madonna fan Garlok!

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUse...s.html#REVIEWS

I bet there's been worse diseases than Impetigo caught in that Hotel

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

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I would have given the sausage a miss.

Because you'd not know where it might have been hidden?

[Handyman]

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Handy also used to stay in a Hotel near Cardiff, when I was in the contracting game. The Hotel has now changed names so I am safe to tell this story. When they were building the new Jumbo Hangar at Cardiff Airport and I was working near by there used to be a Grab a Granny night at the Hotel International (known to those who stayed there as the HI) each week. Because of all the sad lonely and loaded contractors it became a honey pot each week for shall we say ladies of Sexual Incontinence.

Needless to say so many of the Hotel guests had to visit the local clinic the Hotel became known as the HIV.

I can honestly say that some of the women who visited were so rough even after 10 pints they didn't look any better. I can also honestly say that I lasted with chastity intact for the whole of the contract.

Regards all, Handy

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

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This thread re minds me of a hotel I once stayed at. The couple next door sounded like they were moving furniture around all night.

Next morning all was quiet when I left my room. Several other families were going out into the corridor at the same time. One chap was staring at me. Not me I told him, you cant have that much fun on your own.

At breakfast the other guests were obviously trying to work out who the guilty couple were. Lets just say the last 2 down to breakfast were not in the first flush of youth.

One of the waitresses almost spilt coffee over some one when she overheard the woman say to her partner, "For a Man of your age you have amasing amazing Stamina".

I don't know what they were on but judging by the state of the fellow a zimmer frame may have been appropriate.

A zimmer frame, rather than three lollipop sticks and two rubber bands?

[garlok]

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Hi Guys and yes SnV, Dats de one Marn!

We were there for OH's youngest sibling's wedding. He still lives amongst the ganja on the Tremorfa estate off Splott Road. They even board the pubs up there and have only half doors which open. We have to phone him if we visit when we enter the estate so that he can meet us in the courtyard so "they" know we are with them otherwise car will be stripped.

However the directions to get to reception from bride's eldest son (don't ask as they met where you are describing Handy) were:-

"drive down this road until you reach the prison wall, turn left, follow prison wall until you reach Vulcan Pub, turn left and the club is at the end of that road."

We turned left at said Vulcan pub and we were looking into a black hole, there was one 60watt light bulb glowing faintly in the far distance which turned out to be the entrance to the club. Missus won't go now if she can help it, hates the place and I have to say Cardiff is probably one of the most uncomfortable places I have been in the world and I have been round it a couple of times. Sorry to those that love it but I dislike the place.

Garlok