Optima Legal Harassment

[The Tech Clerk]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

who the fuck came up with the name "Moon Beaver"

I mean seriously, you receive a letter from them youd piss yourself laughing at that name

Probably got all awashed by the "Moon River"?

[pompeyfaith]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

So many DCA's about Paul they must be running out of logical names lol

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: Optima Legal Harrasment

Why they will never get another penny out of me:

Yup a bunch of crooks

So that's why - I'd assumed you'd given it all to Niddy!

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

So many DCA's about Paul they must be running out of logical names lol

There's also Hamptons Legal, which shows how little Lowells know about rhyming slang (link).

Their name is supposed to make one suppose they're solicitors whereas they're just the next desk along in the Lowells call centre.

[CleverClogs (RIP)]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

See what the GFY letter does.

If is doesn't work, will you send them this?

cc: Lowells, Global Arrow, Debt Recovery Plus, Mercers, Triton (et al - they'd not really be sent a copy)

Your reference: whatever

Dear Sirs,

Thank you very much for the letters you have sent me; not only did they make interesting and amusing reading material, I found that they were admirably suited for a secondary purpose. Cut or torn in half, the letters were more than adequately large. The paper was thick enough to resist tearing yet sufficiently flexible not to cause chafing; better still, the ink did not come off in use.

However, I recently suffered a severe attack of diarrhoea which resulted in my supply of your letters becoming rather depleted.

Please send me some more letters, as soon as possible.

Yours Faithfully,

Clever Clogs

[SXGuy]

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ill donate £5 to AAD if someone actually posts that letter LOL

[helmsman]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

ill donate £5 to AAD if someone actually posts that letter LOL

Me too.

[kuma]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

mmmmmmmm £5 you say?....
It would pee Optima off me thinks.
I will give this some thought.

kuma

[SA Gold]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

Moon Beaver :niddy

[Never-In-Doubt]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

Moon Beaver :niddy

Bit like that other firm called Wright Hassall

[ken100464]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

http://www.capita.co.uk/news-and-opi...-services.aspx

Hmmmmm is this the same firm that some of the councils use for chasing people for council tax?

[pompeyfaith]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

Indeed it is and is the same firm that 2 Optima Employees got a severe reprimand from the SRA too.

They both tried this before with a bit of dodgy dealing before the law came into place to allow such a deal to go through.

"Senior Litigation Partner at Optima Philip Robinson, added: “This is an exciting time for Optima Legal, Cost Advocates and all our clients. Capita’s ownership will allow us to accelerate our growth plans and build a stronger business and service proposition.”
The acquisition is subject to approval by the Solicitors Regulation Authority and the successful granting of an alternative business structure licence."

Not sure if one Philip Robinson will get approval from the SRA with this under his belt:

http://www.thelawyer.com/analysis/th...005296.article

[pompeyfaith]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

Right resurrecting this thread.

Had another letter from the Optimal Morons yesterday more of the same baloney:


This is there very last straw as Im quiting playing monkeys with these fools so a final warning/complaint letter goes off to them and if I do not get the response I want I will be taking niddy's advice and making a complaint to the legal ombudsman.

Niddy when you have a moment can you help me with one of your specials please as it seems my words are not enough for these fools.

[Never-In-Doubt]

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Mate just ignore the buggers. Really it's not worth the hassles

If you're adamant you want to complain you have to ask yourself what you'll gain from the hard work put into formalising and dealing with the complaint. I'm happy to help mate but I think really, it's best to retain their letters and just carry on paying the £20pm.


They can't touch you so long as you pay the agreed amount

[ken100464]

Re: Optima Legal Harassment

If is doesn't work, will you send them this?

cc: Lowells, Global Arrow, Debt Recovery Plus, Mercers, Triton (et al - they'd not really be sent a copy)

Your reference: whatever

Dear Sirs,

Thank you very much for the letters you have sent me; not only did they make interesting and amusing reading material, I found that they were admirably suited for a secondary purpose. Cut or torn in half, the letters were more than adequately large. The paper was thick enough to resist tearing yet sufficiently flexible not to cause chafing; better still, the ink did not come off in use.

However, I recently suffered a severe attack of diarrhoea which resulted in my supply of your letters becoming rather depleted.

Please send me some more letters, as soon as possible.

Yours Faithfully,

Clever Clogs

or to send the CC letter