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My OH does the painting - I do the 'allow to dry'........
My OH does the painting - I do the 'allow to dry'........
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A carpet layer has just finished installing carpet for a customer.Originally posted by Angelic View PostTalking of decorating...my parents are being handed rollers/paint brushes at the start of the school break...they're 'kind enough' to be do the whole house for me*
*Now I just need them to 'offer' to pay the carpet fitting guy
He steps out for a smoke, only to realize that he’d lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, is a lump. “No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,” he says to himself.
He proceeds to get out his hammer and flattens the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the homeowner comes in. “Here,” she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. “I found them in the hallway.”
“Now,” she said, if only I can find my pet mouse:
Make sure he is a none smoker
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Originally posted by in 2 deep View PostA carpet layer has just finished installing carpet for a customer.
He steps out for a smoke, only to realize that he’d lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, is a lump. “No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,” he says to himself.
He proceeds to get out his hammer and flattens the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the homeowner comes in. “Here,” she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. “I found them in the hallway.”
“Now,” she said, if only I can find my pet mouse: Make sure he is a none smoker i like it!!
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Originally posted by in 2 deep View PostA carpet layer has just finished installing carpet for a customer.
He steps out for a smoke, only to realize that he’d lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, is a lump. “No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,” he says to himself.
He proceeds to get out his hammer and flattens the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the homeowner comes in. “Here,” she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. “I found them in the hallway.”
“Now,” she said, if only I can find my pet mouse: Make sure he is a none smoker love it!
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pmsl
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