Hooray Hall - Adventures of a Handyman Part 2

[cymruambyth]

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Hi Handy, how have you been with all the recent rain? Your neck of the woods was badly flooded in the summer, have you been affected again?

[IF]

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Nice to see you Handy

Maybe a Christmas Special?

[Pixie]

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Great to see you posting on here Handy

Can't wait for the next instalment of Hooray Hall

[diddlydee]

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Maybe a Christmas Special?

That would be great - I'm thinking Catherine Tate stylee.

I'm sure the words "What a f*cking liberty" could be fitted in somewhere

[Undercover Elsa]

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Maybe a Christmas Special?

[diddlydee]

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Nice to see you, Handy

If I had an "estate" and a few quid, you'd certainly be my first choice of Handyman!

Being absent for a while makes it seem more like a serial drama - you can't wait till the next instalment!

[Handyman]

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Don't worry Handy is still here and Sneaks in from time to time. And No I didn't stop posting because anyone upset me. No Its because my life has just been boring and mundane for the last few months.

Still the same old, same old from Her Ladyship. Nice as pie one moment and Queen Bitch the next.

Mrs Handy is OK, but I still have to tread carefully.

Family is still being a sponging Pain in the Ass.

So Nothing much has changed, and I certainly don't want to bore you all.

As there hasn't been much for me to do round here as every angle has been covered, I Have been spending time elsewhere becoming Political. That's something I thought I would never do. But I have become an ATOS Basher. Now I have no axe to grind with them personally, but you all know I don't do injustice easily.

Lets just put it this way some of the places I have been (in the Virtual sense) and Things I have read of late have no place on AAD.

Even SC bless her has unfriended me on FB because of my posts regarding the Illuminati were affecting her Paranoia. I am even waiting for a letter from a Certain Tory Lord asking me for money. So best I leave it at that.

I have promised that I will keep the Adventures going and I intend to. Over the last 2 weeks one or two things of note have happened, so soon I will be back with an update.

In the meanwhile if anyone needs a Handyman, just drop me a PM.


Regards to all, Handy

[Never-In-Doubt]

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where are you hiding.....?

Strawberry!

[Johanino]

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Handy bend over :



SC...:niddy is next no worries...I'm indoors

SC

[Johanino]

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Okay so who is plotting now

SC?

...I will their botties

ERme gatwick

[Johanino]

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I'm back...see nothing has changed....

I've had at least one more episode. Sure the pills are making me loopy. Don't want to take them but Dr. C goes ape if I don't and threatens the funny farm and more shots.

I'm back on the shots cos i stopped taking the pills. Charming...they have me now...chained to the medics

SC

[Pixie]

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How about Sex he asked?

I said infrequently. Cheeky Booger asked me if that was one word or two

[vint1954]

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Mine always says that drink in moderation is good for you, so I asked for a case of Chablis on prescription. They don't seem to have a sense of humour.

Mine nags about smoking, but never asked about sex life.

[Handyman]

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My Doctor told me that for a Man of my age I'm a wreck.

He asked me Do I drink? yes.

Do I smoke? yes.

How about Sex he asked?

I said infrequently. Cheeky Booger asked me if that was one word or two

[vint1954]

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Hey I haven't done bad reaching middle age with a full head of hair, nearly all my teeth (some are missing due to collisions with peoples fists) and I have no replacement parts (Yet). It's just a shame everything else is Knockered

Mind you it's just a matter of time before things start to pack up. The Doc tells me it will be my liver and kidneys first. I tell him they will be the last to go because they are so well pickled in Alcohol.

The one thing I have learned from being over 50 is never trust a fart

Regards Handy

I know what you mean Handy, I stayed away from him for 30 years, only to find that they now have buy on get one free offers, or in my case buy one get 5 free

I stay away now util he writes to me every 6 months insisting that I attend