Rental quarterly inspections

[SXGuy]

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It was prob a case of an idiot not understanding their job role, so decided to note everything they could to cover their arse. Wouldnt surpise me.

[pooky2483]

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So as not to hijack the OP's thread, I've posted t inspection letters on my thread... HERE

[PlanB]

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So as not to hijack the OP's thread, I've posted t inspection letters on my thread... HERE

I've read those letters and it's prompted me to prepare a report on what an agent would find in Plan B's gaff:



1. There's an unusual amount of empty vodka bottles under the kitchen sink as well as those in the wheelie bin

2. There's a picture of her ex-husband on the mantelpiece with pins stuck in his eyes

3. There's a pile of letters from DCAs on the kitchen table which suggest the Tenant may have financial problems

4. There's a packet of Durex in the Tenant's bedside table which implies that she may have had a visitor contrary to her AST

5. There are 5 different shampoo types in the bathroom which suggests the Tenant is indecisive

6. The Tenant was in her pyjamas at the time of the inspection although it was 4 pm in the afternoon

7. There's an oversized collection of Gary Barlow & Take That DVDs in the bread bin

8. There's no food in the fridge

9. There's 12 year old BMW with a dent in the door outside the property. The neighbours say it's been there for over a year.

10. The property was in perfect condition but the same cannot be said about the Tenant.

11. The Tenant needs to lose 5 lbs so we left her with a paperback copy of the Dukan Diet.


We will be writing to the Landlord to advise him that Plan B is a good Tenant even though she lives a somewhat boho lifestyle.

[patchouli]

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Actually I am really happy in this house... stupidly happy.. which makes me worry that any day now the LL will sell..

Took a year for it to happen but lol @ my prediction...

Anywa, one good thing, our new landlady NEVER does house inspections!! woohoooo!!!