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  • #2356
    Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

    Originally posted by nightwatch View Post
    I have been sitting outside but now it has just started blowing a gale, so have retreated back in before I endup in next doors garden
    Looks like it's going to thunder any minute......it's gone very dark here!!
    "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"

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    • #2357
      Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

      Originally posted by IF View Post
      it's gone very dark here!!


      Who said that...?
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      • #2358
        Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

        Originally posted by Deepie View Post


        Who said that...?


        "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"

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        • #2359
          Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

          Originally posted by Deepie View Post


          Who said that...?
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          • #2360
            Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

            Back to me



            "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"

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            • #2361
              Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

              all this lurking about in the dark, it won't work I tell you
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              • #2362
                Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

                Originally posted by nightwatch View Post
                all this lurking about in the dark, it won't work I tell you


                I'm fine now NW, I've got a lamp
                "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"

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                • #2363
                  Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

                  A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
                  One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
                  The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
                  The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
                  Boy - "I have a baseball."
                  Man - "That's nice."
                  Boy - "Want to buy it?"
                  Man - "No, thanks."
                  Boy - "My dad's outside."
                  Man - "OK, how much?"
                  Boy - "$250."
                  In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.
                  Boy - "It's dark in here."
                  Man - "Yes, it is."
                  Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
                  Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
                  Boy - "$750."
                  Man - "Fine."
                  A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
                  The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
                  The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
                  The son says "$1,000."
                  The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
                  They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
                  The boy says, "It's dark in here."
                  The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"
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                  • #2364
                    Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

                    I'm an official AAD Moderator and also a volunteer, here to help make the forum run smoothly. Any views or opinions are mine and not the official line of AAD. Similarly, any advice I have offered you is done so on an informal basis, without prejudice or liability. If in doubt seek advice from a qualified insured professional - Find a Solicitor or go to the National Probono Centre.

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                    • #2365
                      Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

                      Double
                      "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"

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                      • #2366
                        Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

                        Originally posted by nightwatch View Post
                        Originally posted by IF View Post
                        Double
                        I found it funny.........
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                        • #2367
                          Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

                          Originally posted by Deepie View Post
                          I found it funny.........
                          "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"

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                          • #2368
                            Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

                            Hah hah very funny

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                            • #2369
                              Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

                              Originally posted by Maggie View Post
                              Hah hah very funny
                              my names bugs bunny....
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                              • #2370
                                Re: New - Last Person to Post Wins - Part 14

                                well the prize is mine then
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