The British Medical Association has weighed in on the Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

* The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
* The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
* The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
* Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
* Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
* The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
* The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
* The ENT specialists wouldn't hear of it.
* The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
* The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
* The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London ...