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  • #16
    Re: The worst put down I've heard

    Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
    Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
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    • #17
      Re: The worst put down I've heard

      When Handy was young free and single (sometime last century)
      I was displaying in front of a new conquest.
      Its a shame it's not 1/2 an inch bigger she said. Whys that then? said I.

      1/2 an inch more and it would look like a clitoris she said.
      Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
      Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.

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      • #18
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        I managed to get a go on this girl I liked many years ago but she didn't like me for some reason and when we were about to ride the rainbow she said "oh that's a penis then"? I said "yes, why did you say that"? she said (bitch) "well it's too small to be be a prick"!!!! End of date/night and relationship.




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        • #19
          Re: The worst put down I've heard

          Originally posted by vossy View Post
          I managed to get a go on this girl I liked many years ago but she didn't like me for some reason and when we were about to ride the rainbow she said "oh that's a penis then"? I said "yes, why did you say that"? she said (bitch) "well it's too small to be be a prick"!!!! End of date/night and relationship.
          Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile


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          • #20
            Re: The worst put down I've heard

            Put my nightie down when you finished
            If you are using a shovel to dig yourself into a hole, a credit card company will be happy to give you a JCB !!

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            • #21
              Re: The worst put down I've heard

              Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile


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              • #22
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                I would have taken my time If I had known you were a Virgin.
                If I had known you were going to take your time, I would have taken my tights off.
                Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
                Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.

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                • #23
                  Re: The worst put down I've heard

                  Disgruntled husband to his wife: "When I married you, your father promised me five acres and a cow ... but I'm still waiting for the land."

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                  • #24
                    Re: The worst put down I've heard

                    Originally posted by CleverClogs View Post
                    Disgruntled husband to his wife: "When I married you, your father promised me five acres and a cow ... but I'm still waiting for the land."
                    She should kick him in the bollocks then he would have 2 acres to be going on with

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                    • #25
                      Re: The worst put down I've heard

                      If you are using a shovel to dig yourself into a hole, a credit card company will be happy to give you a JCB !!

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                      • #26
                        Re: The worst put down I've heard

                        "no chance" she said "your the ugliest man with one head"
                        Do you think I look like Hitler?

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                        • #27
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                          I was walking down the street with a girl, and she said, Can you walk and hold hands at the same time?

                          I thought that was pretty clever.
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                          • #28
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                            she said "thats not so big".......I said "it's filled a few prams"
                            Do you think I look like Hitler?

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                            • #29
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                              where have you been all my life he asked?

                              waiting to grow up she said

                              what would happen if i started to undo your belt he said?

                              my hand would come up and smack you in the mouth she said

                              BTW this happen to my DD years ago
                              if you do it today and you like it you can always do it again tomorrow


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