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I tend to listen out for inspiration for stories (sounds better than I'm a nosy bint who earwigs!).
These are my best from the cinema:
Before Sweeny Todd -
Girl: Why's it an 18?
Boy: Well, it's got him killing people and baking them in pies.
Girl: OMG, I thought it was a fairy story.
Before Munich:
Boy 1: So, what's this about?
Boy 2: Well, in Berlin
Boy 1: Don't you mean Munich?
Boy 2: Oh, yeah, that makes more sense.
After Pride and Prejudice:
Old woman: It was good but it's a shame they used so many lines from the TV series.
Tonight, after a gig (which is what prompted me to start this thread).
Girl 1: Have you been to the o2 Academy in Leeds?
Girl 2: Yeah to see the Levellers, but it was full of kn0bheads moshing. (You probably have to be a music fan to get that - it'd be impossible to mosh to the Levellers. Their fans tend to get stoned and swap tofu tips).
At the theatre, after the first half of Grapes of Wrath.
Girl (crying) I hope it doesn't get any worse, I don't think I could handle it. Me and her boyfriend just shared a 'look'.
These are my best from the cinema:
Before Sweeny Todd -
Girl: Why's it an 18?
Boy: Well, it's got him killing people and baking them in pies.
Girl: OMG, I thought it was a fairy story.
Before Munich:
Boy 1: So, what's this about?
Boy 2: Well, in Berlin
Boy 1: Don't you mean Munich?
Boy 2: Oh, yeah, that makes more sense.
After Pride and Prejudice:
Old woman: It was good but it's a shame they used so many lines from the TV series.
Tonight, after a gig (which is what prompted me to start this thread).
Girl 1: Have you been to the o2 Academy in Leeds?
Girl 2: Yeah to see the Levellers, but it was full of kn0bheads moshing. (You probably have to be a music fan to get that - it'd be impossible to mosh to the Levellers. Their fans tend to get stoned and swap tofu tips).
At the theatre, after the first half of Grapes of Wrath.
Girl (crying) I hope it doesn't get any worse, I don't think I could handle it. Me and her boyfriend just shared a 'look'.
who is in a permanent state of PMT about appalling lowlife like us (mind you she looked a bit past that stage of life last night on the Welsh news).
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